keep-calm-stay-healthy:

recovery-ghost:

Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.

twfanmilyforyou:

OMG THATS PURE GOODNESS RIGHT THERE!!!! laksjdflaksjdf;lakjsdf;kjas;fjasl;dkfjal;skdjf;laksjdfl;kasjdfl;aksjdfl;ksajdfl;akjsdfl;kjasdl;fkj omg i want that to be me!!! lol

disneyprincest:

throw ya hands up if you look like shit every day of ya life 

spectaculacular-butterfly:

Laughing way harder then I should!!!! :D Haha!!!

sweetestsadness14:

elsenliberator:

jimbertimber:

welcome to tumblr dot com dont u dare make fun of gay people or people of color but feel free to make fun of vegans and white girls to the point that you are bastardizing them for doing nothing wrong !! remember we are all accepting here unless u are a vegan or white girl

or a christian or a hipster or a republican or p much anyone who doesn’t 100% agree with the Tumblr hivemind yeehaw

Hurts cuz I’m Christian #awkward

egberts:

sodamist:

egberts:

i think my cat is allergic to cats

That sounds pretty
Catastrophic

i hope you get arrested for that

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

dickfaerie:

adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic

lol.

haha.

youre so funny.

youre so hot.

of course i dont hate you.

Tell me I wasn’t the only one thinking this…

berepah:

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

i tried to scroll past i really did